When you forget that the show you’re watching is recorded and you end up watching the commercials. http://ift.tt/1rhL2ni
kid: staying up until midnight is hard to do.
older:now it’s a habit http://ift.tt/W7IWtY
Drinking a drink
Friend makes you laugh
Almost die. http://ift.tt/W6jKUT
When you have to go pee. ..
And you have to sneeze… http://ift.tt/1nQhDM3
Sticks to new diet all day.
Rewards self with cupcake. http://ift.tt/1nnjPuI
Randomly start choking
On your own spit. http://ift.tt/1ltxkNJ
You think gibberish is a better title than words. Chip lodged between your teeth, gums swollen.
Have to chew on other side of mouth now. http://ift.tt/1tmFZEh
Watching epic video on YouTube,laptop runs out of battery. http://ift.tt/1ngIWPL
Friend asks FOR A SIP OF YOUR DRINK
YOU GET THE CAN BACK HALF EMPTY. http://ift.tt/1u2z0OG
There’s nothing to eat. “there’s nothing to eat” while staring at a fridge full of food. http://ift.tt/1wTYJNT
Today, it snowed.
I began to get ready to go outside and shovel but when I looked outside I saw that my entire sidewalk and walkway had already...